TOP REASONS WHY AFRICANS CAN NEVER BE TERRORISTS!!
1. We are always late; we would have missed all the flights
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us (men)
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down
6. We would ALL want to choose the plane, and someone else do the bombing
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane over our tribal stereotype comments
8. We can't keep a secret; we would've told everyone a week before doing it
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages......AND...........
11. We would abort the mission if we found out the pilot is an uncle, cousin, friend's cousin's "cousin-brother", cousin to a friends neighbor...........etc..
12. We would throw a harambee 3 months in advance to fund the mission